NEW! City Slogans
The following is a list of cities I've visited and the first thing that popped in my head for each. Feel free to add your own in comments, it's fun!
Atlanta - Peaches'n'Humidity, well isn't that nice.
Baltimore - More than just DC's ghetto, we're our OWN ghetto!
Birmingham - For a good time, please follow signs to Atlanta.
Boston - Home of America's oldest subway system (which smells like the Boston Pee Party)
Charlotte - Our downtown is called Uptown. What? You don't think that's really neat-o?
Chicago - OMG! I can't feel my nose and my nipples are hard, SWEET.
Cincinnati - Sin! SIN? Nasty! We're too conservative for that.
Cleveland - LAKE? I thought that was the sewage treatment plant.
Columbus - Yep, we're in the middle of Ohio. MoooOOOOO!-ve some place cooler!
Indianapolis - Closed on Sunday.
Jacksonville - See St. Petersburg/Tampa.
Minneapolis - We all wear Docker's and Our pleats are poppin'!
New Orleans - Hurricane's DO NOT cause Cirrhosis (unless you drink 'em!) *sniff, sniff* is that puke?
New York - Smile? Fu*k you.
Philadelphia - You can ring my Be-e-e-ell My Bell.
Pittsburgh - We're very inclined (ba-dum-dum, cymbal crash)
San Francisco - So many homeless, so little deodorant.
Seattle - You've gotta see the Umbrella Museum!
St. Petersburg/Tampa - We're bored too.
Washington, DC - Yes, that dinky thing IS The White House. It looks so much bigger on TV.
Atlanta - Peaches'n'Humidity, well isn't that nice.
Baltimore - More than just DC's ghetto, we're our OWN ghetto!
Birmingham - For a good time, please follow signs to Atlanta.
Boston - Home of America's oldest subway system (which smells like the Boston Pee Party)
Charlotte - Our downtown is called Uptown. What? You don't think that's really neat-o?
Chicago - OMG! I can't feel my nose and my nipples are hard, SWEET.
Cincinnati - Sin! SIN? Nasty! We're too conservative for that.
Cleveland - LAKE? I thought that was the sewage treatment plant.
Columbus - Yep, we're in the middle of Ohio. MoooOOOOO!-ve some place cooler!
Indianapolis - Closed on Sunday.
Jacksonville - See St. Petersburg/Tampa.
Minneapolis - We all wear Docker's and Our pleats are poppin'!
New Orleans - Hurricane's DO NOT cause Cirrhosis (unless you drink 'em!) *sniff, sniff* is that puke?
New York - Smile? Fu*k you.
Philadelphia - You can ring my Be-e-e-ell My Bell.
Pittsburgh - We're very inclined (ba-dum-dum, cymbal crash)
San Francisco - So many homeless, so little deodorant.
Seattle - You've gotta see the Umbrella Museum!
St. Petersburg/Tampa - We're bored too.
Washington, DC - Yes, that dinky thing IS The White House. It looks so much bigger on TV.
posted by SirTalksALot at 6/28/2005 12:52:00 PM
18 Comments:
oh why oh why oh why oh did i ever leave ohio.
heads up 2 u: 16 july hash. SHORT trail in d-town, followed by a canoe hash...2 hour trip...will have beer nears of course. cookout afterwards. this is VERY prelim info that nobody except me and the other hare know about, so things may change slightly...but thought about you and your car and the time factor etc.
Thanks VX, that should give me enough time to get my sh*t together, definitely keep me in the loop. I used to conoe every weekend on the Hughes River in WV. Man those are good memories!
Sir - thanks for visiting my blog. You have a great site; I'll stop in and make myself at home if it's OK with you.
I'd like to add to DC:
"Hookers? What hookers?"
Um, did you forget that the best part about Atlanta is the fact that I live there??
Atlanta - Peaches, Humidity and The Muse - best damn city ever!
I must say that I completely agree with The Muse! Atlanta is a great city.
STAL, you pretty much nailed it on the head with the peaches, humidity, and everything being "nice." The only thing I would add is something about Coke, for example:
"What would you like to drink?"
"A coke, please."
"What kind?"
"Sprite."
nic - I agree SF is awesome, and I haven't been to Santa Monica, but BO is rampant on the homeless of your fine town :P
fred - drop by anytime, grab a beer outta the fridge!
boozie - HA! Or "Keep Crack of the Streets and in the City Hall where it belongs"
muse - where ever you go, there you are, and it is the best place ever! (I could never forget where you live).
cc - I like that one, though I've not been to either city. Would you agree with it?
weeeeeee! - How could I forget the coke obsession! I still can't get the flavor of "Beverly" out of my mouth from the Coke Products of the World tasting exhibit. Have you tried it? GAG-a-maggot!
Yes! The Coke museum is a pretty neat place to visit, but beware of the Beverly and some others. How people drink some of that crap is beyond me.
weeeeeee! - I have a pic of me at the Coke Museum online, but I'm not sharing it, too funny!
Becky - Thanks for the additions. I love that line in Pee Wee's Big Adventure..."there's no basement in Alamo ha ha ha ha ha". I used to do the impersonation of both parts of my family at Thanksgiving....maybe that's why I'm still sitting at the kids table.
"to" my family, not "of" my family, though I do impersonations of them to (they hate it).
Kansas City - "To get there, just get on the highway ..." or "Am I in Kansas or Missouri?"
Don't tease me like that! If there's a picture of you funny enough to mention, then that is all the more reason to post it!
Drink Jack - When you leave Kansas to get in Missouri is there a sign that says "You're NOT in Kansas anymore Dumbass Dorothy!"
Weeeee! - Here's the link, I'm the BIG kid. Man I had to scramble to get that seat before all those little brats did.
No spaces -
http://image03.webshots.com/3/8/12/ 42/7881242VCKCLLnRjA_fs.jpg
Ha ha ha ha ha!!! That picture is priceless. You just made my day, thank you!
STAL - LOVE the photo! So adorable! I'm sure I'll have plenty of entertaining photos from this weekend to show off when I get back.
Weeeeee!/Muse - That photo made me realize I was no longer a kid. ha ha.
Amanda - I love it! "We drive like shit so get out of the way". RE: Minneap. When I was there it seemed every single person, men and women, wore pleated Docker's that were too tight. Of course, that was three years ago.
How about this one?
Altoona, PA - It sucks!!
(Not exactly genius but DAMN truthful. ;)
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