A Quickie
Well, Saturday night's complete debauchery left me brain dead. Luckily, I had deflibulators at the house and stuck them on each temple shocking the brain waves back into existence. Yes, they're back to their abnormal self, but very weak, so I'm giving them a lighter workload today. Here are some random thoughts or comments:
-One of my fantasies is to "spend an evening" with a 20/30-something Swiss Miss, foreplay would be her bringing me a nice cup of hot cocoa....I'd look sexily into her eyes as I take the first sip. Then I'd GRAB her by one of her blonde braids and say, "Where are my marshmallows bitch?"
-For men, does thinking outside "the box" mean: Stop thinking about sex?
-The company I work for provides tuition reimbursment for school.......I wonder if that includes The School of Hard Knocks. Cuz the tuition for that school is killing me!
-Rudeness comes in many forms and I'm the amoeba of inconsideration today. Watch out world!
Da-ba-da-ba-da-That's all folks! Happy Monday!
-One of my fantasies is to "spend an evening" with a 20/30-something Swiss Miss, foreplay would be her bringing me a nice cup of hot cocoa....I'd look sexily into her eyes as I take the first sip. Then I'd GRAB her by one of her blonde braids and say, "Where are my marshmallows bitch?"
-For men, does thinking outside "the box" mean: Stop thinking about sex?
-The company I work for provides tuition reimbursment for school.......I wonder if that includes The School of Hard Knocks. Cuz the tuition for that school is killing me!
-Rudeness comes in many forms and I'm the amoeba of inconsideration today. Watch out world!
Da-ba-da-ba-da-That's all folks! Happy Monday!
posted by SirTalksALot at 8/15/2005 08:51:00 AM
10 Comments:
I don't even know what to say.
But I did have a 5-minute stint this morning where I tried to turn our broken coke machine on just by touching it (all that leftover electricity, y'know).
Sigh. I didn't work. I am without my caffeine.
regarding fantasy: i added spanking in there in my head and it turned even me on.
regarding the box: god i hope not.
regarding tuition: very creative mister! if you get the answer, lemme know.
regarding something not on your list: did you get the cbus email? 3pm on saturday it's up your way. not sure of exactly where the start is yet, but i think i'm going. r u going? or did you give up on that...i dont wanna harrass you about it if you did!
The Muse - You're going to be the queen of the Electric Slide! I'm glad you're ok!
video x - I did get the C-bus email. I want to go, but my sister and nephew are visiting this week from WV, and I think we're taking them home Saturday. If not, I'll definitely try to make it and let you know if I can, cuz I still want to Hash, it just hasn't been in the stars for me lately. Thanks for the info ;)
Becky - I'm not sure if Ross had that fantasy.....I didn't watch that show a lot, but maybe. Great, now I have compitition! We'll be fighting for her and Ross will grab one braid and I'll pull the other back and forth. Re: job, I'll stay forever if they did School o' Hard Knocks reimbursement! HA!
No marshmellows, Whipped cream!
I can hardly wait to go to bed tonight so I can see the Swiss Miss in my dreams.
men think outside the box about different things they can do WITH the box. ;)
I vaguely remember that box. Placed it on a shelf a few years back and forgot where I had left it.
Don't try that shit with Aunt Jemima... she'll out the smack-down on your ungrateful ass!
I'd stay away from "Wendy" too, redheads kick ass! (But I think she's fat now??)
eeeeeeeeeeek never say happy monday! NEVER!
Ooh, the swiss miss lady is hot but what about aunt jamima. She may be old, but she gets freaky after sip, sip, sippin on the syzurrr!!
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